Cancer: You are basically an emotional child.
Aries: You would be arrested for arson. When you’re angry, it’s impossible to calm you down. You scream and curse and flip your shit. Even after the argument is over and the dust has settled, you’re skilled at holding grudges.
A Gemini and Aquarius balance one another’s extremes. Whereas the Gemini can be indecisive and scattered, the Aquarius is determined and tunnel visioned.
Sagittarius: Stop giving a fuck about being rejected. Ask that guy out, even if he might say no. Ask your friend to come over, even if she might be busy.
As a Virgo, your relationship issues will dissolve when you start being a little bit more of a realist about things (and people).
Cancer: A sundress, hat, and flats. When you’re showing off some skin, but not so much skin that you feel uncomfortable.
Scorpio: Your standards are too low. You don’t believe you deserve love. So you settle for people that are below you.
Pisces: A challenging vixen with a great sense of humour and long legs, who will take him on wild adventures.
Leo: You chase your crush away by acting like you care less than you do.
Aries: You want to kiss the kind of person who uses any excuse to touch you. Who hugs you for a little too long. Who grabs your hand and dances with you, even when there isn’t any music playing.