Taurus: You take way too long to make your move. You’re friendly instead of flirty. Sweet instead of sexy.
Aquarius: They miss you the most when they hear that song you loved. The song that you used to play during every car ride.
Sagittarius: He is randomly going to go down on you. You won’t have to ask. It will just happen. And it will feel fucking fantastic.
Aries: He’s going to start taking longer and longer to answer your texts — and then he is going to stop answering them completely.
Sagittarius: You’re never going to get your dream job, because you’re too impatient. You expect results overnight. You want to work hard today and be rewarded tomorrow.
Libra: Social butterfly Libra can charm anyone with the relaxed attitude, but what lies deep inside is a desire for perfection that sometimes is hard to achieve.
Gemini avoids commitment by default, he loves his boyish freedom, especially because he thinks of himself not home made for happy endings on a horse, next to a palace.
Taurus: They would cheat with one of their exes. Someone that they haven’t seen in ages, but still haven’t gotten over.
Sagittarius: Stay single until you meet someone authentic, who always tells the truth, who never breaks their promises.
Aries: Chasing after him. If you triple text him and bail on your friends whenever he asks you to hang out, then he’s going to get bored of you.