“We must release…the Biden!”
“With the moving vans all loaded up at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, how about we mark the end of an era by reflecting on some of the most insane, harebrained assassination plots ever conceived to off the O-man?”
Obama will clearly be missed.
In 2015, 90.9% of all Americans were enrolled in health insurance of some kind.
“I accidentally grabbed Renée Zellweger’s boob.”
It took Adolf Hitler twenty months to go from chancellor to dictator, and years for the Nazi regime to build enough power to create one of the most devastating time periods in history. People are scared the wrong man has been given the power, and that his power has been built on a campaign that made people fear someone who had a different skin color than them, or hate someone who had a different belief.
I’ll never forget that Trump mocked a reporter with a disability and called deaf actor Marlee Matlin “retarded” on Celebrity Apprentice.
If we took our most high-stakes moments, and had a little fun with them, I bet life would be a lot better for everyone.
J.J. Holmes really, really wanted to go to a Donald Trump rally being held in Tampa, Florida. Not because he supports Mr. Trump, but because he really, really does not.
I’m asking you, as a favor to me, a person you do not know, just stick it out. When the election results come in we’ll agree to ignore them and just pretend that the election is next year.