When a woman tells you no, that is the end of the conversation. It does not continue. You don’t find a loophole or think it just means you’ve got to try a little harder.
In twenty years, you won’t remember that you drunkenly spent $50 on drinks on a Saturday night—you’ll remember the ugly bathroom selfies with your best friends and dancing until the sun came up.
Do not ignore her friends.
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If you go to a bar, and there isn’t a place for you to sit down, you’re not lasting longer than an hour.
The last two weeks before the bar we had no classes and were just studying on our own.
It’s Bar Exam Season. For those not familiar, that means that law students across the nation are currently in the midst of studying all day every day for a total of 10 weeks before they take a 2-3 day long exam at the end of July. If you or someone you know is one of these afflicted people, may the force be with you.
2. You’re hungry.
And make sure to get them — or any of the above — some carbs and some water. Because that’s what friends are for.
WORST. CONVERSATION. EVER.