2. You’re hungry.
And make sure to get them — or any of the above — some carbs and some water. Because that’s what friends are for.
WORST. CONVERSATION. EVER.
On any given night out, the men change but the characters remain. After a particularly interesting night out, I got to thinking about the characters from that night — and every other night, too.
Who are they? Let’s take a look.
The greatest irony is that most girls don’t even care if a guy has any of these supposed physical disadvantages; they just need to know that YOU don’t care either.
What you consume at your favorite bar reveals your true colors more than you probably realized. Order wisely, my friends, here’s what your bar tab says about you.
Most clubs are crammed so tight that you can’t move, be it to dance or just navigate to the bar or restroom. Everyone is bumping into everyone, drinking are spilling everywhere, and at some point, you will either have your drink knocked out or you will knock someone else’s out.
In the stories I had heard and read about, the women used eBay to mail the panties out. But I figured, why not cut out the shipping cost and just give them to the guy?
Don’t hit on the bartenders, folks. It never turns out well.
You want to drink in DC? Read this handy-ass guide.