Kiss your old life goodbye and prepare for a plethora of bruises in the most obscure parts of your body.
When people ask you if you want kids of your own and you just stand there blankly and say, ‘uhhhhhh’ and run away. Forever.
Some of you may be compulsive people pleasers. You only think of yourself after everyone else has been taken care of. Well, during your pregnancy, it’s your turn to sit back and enjoy the first place, the center of attention. Whether it’s getting a seat on a crowded bus or not having to stand in line, people will bend over backwards to accommodate you.
Some call it beautiful; mother nature at its purest. The truth is, it’s messy.
Due to your substantial roll in building our family, you will be permitted to continue releasing eggs on a monthly basis as you see fit, until the day you shrivel up and turn into the useless, fleshy raisins you are destined to become
You celebrate the little things every single day.
They’re the most body confident people on the planet.
I did my best to ignore them and laugh about it instead. “Me? A mom? Bahaha!” Because sometimes that’s all you can do so you don’t flip the closest table and start throwing punches at the sky.
I’ve been asked multiple times, “When are you having kids?” and I can’t help but wonder why so many people are interested in when my husband and I are having sex. I smile and change the topic immediately, but it doesn’t mean I don’t see their judging eyes and bitter frowns.
Real men tell us how they really feel about a tradition that’s rarely questioned.