“Did I shower today?”
Turns out, people say that a baby looks just like a father for fear that the child might otherwise be abandoned.
My husband found me on my knees in Gracie’s nursery, sobbing, pointing helplessly to the crib.
It takes 3 hours to leave the apartment — and you’ll never travel lightly again.
But I can definitely understand why, as a waitress, it would be jarring to take an order and try to pretend like you don’t see the baby and the breast bouncing right in your field of vision.
Getting older should definitely include more daily fun and laughter.
You will learn that time flies.
I will never tire of watching the baby-married-dog situation of my peers play out on Facebook; that I can promise you.
There’s a reason that the delivery room is not full of your friends and family having a surprise birthday party.
Laughter is contagious. This video just proves it.