“I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.”
With celebrities doing all sorts of crazy things to raise mad hype for their new ventures (see: Kanye, Jay-Z), Aziz Ansari wants to get in the extreme personal branding game.
And I say, well you don’t understand my movies? Well I don’t understand my movies!
1. Aziz Ansari
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book — and does. – Groucho Marx
Apps n’ zerts, baby.
CK has a lot of bits about sad sexual situations but this one takes the cake.
Rappers are starting to sound less like they’re bragging and more like they’re listing their tax write offs.
On the top of his bejeweled and fried throne is the Hot Pocket joke to end all food jokes.
I believe his exact phrasing was something like, “You’re one of the only Indian girls I’ve ever found attractive (interesting!),” as though it was a fun fact, and an exclamation mark would somehow soften the message’s blow.