“What happens when Andy Dwyer leaves the Parks Dept to help train dinosaurs? I’m about to get insanely high and find out! #JURASSICWORLD”
Let’s all race to JFK airport to get it!
“I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.”
With celebrities doing all sorts of crazy things to raise mad hype for their new ventures (see: Kanye, Jay-Z), Aziz Ansari wants to get in the extreme personal branding game.
And I say, well you don’t understand my movies? Well I don’t understand my movies!
1. Aziz Ansari
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book — and does. – Groucho Marx
Apps n’ zerts, baby.
CK has a lot of bits about sad sexual situations but this one takes the cake.
Rappers are starting to sound less like they’re bragging and more like they’re listing their tax write offs.