“It’s work having a vagina. Guys don’t think that it’s work but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn’t. Every night it’s like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me.”
Feeling disconnected – even from the person you’re sleeping with.
“Oh, do you know Aziz Ansari? He’s a young Indian stand up as well.”
“What happens when Andy Dwyer leaves the Parks Dept to help train dinosaurs? I’m about to get insanely high and find out! #JURASSICWORLD”
Let’s all race to JFK airport to get it!
“I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.”
With celebrities doing all sorts of crazy things to raise mad hype for their new ventures (see: Kanye, Jay-Z), Aziz Ansari wants to get in the extreme personal branding game.
And I say, well you don’t understand my movies? Well I don’t understand my movies!
1. Aziz Ansari
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book — and does. – Groucho Marx