Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
A kiss can say a lot about two people and their feelings towards one another. If you kiss him and feel absolutely numb, he may not be the perfect person for you.
You told me you were Greek. You said you’d cook me Greek food and show me lots of Greek things. You weren’t even Greek. But you were a good kisser.
“My eldest’s father went out to get diapers & never came back, that was it, she was 2 weeks old.”
“My bed looked like a crime scene.”
Your Real Life Crush: This is awkward if you’ve made moves on this person and they weren’t into it.
“If you talk about what a ‘nice guy’ you are, you are the creepiest m*therf*cker ever.”