When you date a girl with brothers, you are not in any way shape or form, allowed PDA around them. They will hurt you.
We all have these moments.
Oh dear Lord, how am I going to tell this beautiful girl that I wanted to be a pirate until I was about 12.
1. The never-ending struggle that is being asked to “say something” in one or more languages as if you’re some sort of performance monkey.
Dogs are a man’s best friend. And, much like best friends, they have a knack for being embarrassing in the worst possible moments.
The hazards of social interaction are real and they are great, but they happen to everyone.
I’m staring my late-20s in the face, but I still couldn’t tell you the details of their anatomy.
“I once went on a date with a guy who told me, while being seated at a restaurant, that there is nothing more disgusting than seeing a woman put food into her mouth.”
See, once I know that my guy friend has the hots for me, the times of us kickin’ it old school are no more. Our once-pure friendship, based off of a mutual search for the meaning of life and a good ass time, has mutated into “potential conquest” and I see that as the point of no return.
15. What time is it… It’s been only two minutes? Are you kidding me?