“Easiest way to scale back your sex life? Get married.
Easiest way to reduce it to twice a year? Have kids.”
Thank Twitter for these genius ideas.
To be honest I’m not quite sure if you were even looking at me or looking through me. I don’t know you that well after all. Maybe you just like to stare at empty spaces and mistook me for one.
“During sex, out of nowhere, Siri turns on and says ‘I’m listening.’ That threw me off for a bit.”
It’s great to be an “open book” and freely share personal details. However, avoid talking about anything that’s too personal or traumatic.
“When he complained that my stage 3 cancer was making him unhappy.”
“When you get tattoos of each other’s names.”
“The fact that they think they can make a lover out of this Sasquatch is adorable.”