Verbal expression of emotion is not something I do well; I’m the equivalent of Liz Lemon when it comes to emotional human interaction. I stumble around words, never really knowing what to say and usually decide silence is my best bet.
7. People like to point how awkward, quiet, and/or weird you are. It’s feel really great when people do this! As if you didn’t already know.
To discover guys’ I-really-wish-I-hadn’t sexcapades, we went right to the source.
Read on for some of the worst Tinder dates ever witnessed by your local bartenders — we hope they at least left a decent tip!
People brag on the Internet about how they answered a text too fast and then fifty thousand people share it because that’s a universal thing. Real awkwardness though, is not.
Oh, you want me to wing-woman you because it’ll inevitably make you look WAY cooler when I stand there and talk about how much I miss playing The Sims for 15 minutes? Word. I’m there.
“It was soooo good to see you” *makes gagging face*
A man can turn into a bumbling idiot when presented with a well-timed question from a woman.
How come I can’t discuss how much I want some McDonalds in the bar with a guy and still be sexy? WE COULD EAT BURGERS TOGETHER!