Your relationship is not a joke and it should not be a source of entertainment for the people in your Friends List, unless you let it.
You will never be satisfied with what you have if all you do is keep swiping. You will never get to know someone when you’re already looking for the next best thing, you will never appreciate a conversation when you have ten other unopened conversations. You will never get to see someone’s real beauty if you keep thinking of the other 50 photos on your screen.
You must be careful about what your actions say to the person who wants to get close to you.
“She screamed, ‘You’re SICK!’, then slammed the door.”
“My wife fell asleep while I gave her oral.”
The Real Shark’s Tank is a deft mix of the author’s dates and research about online dating.
You believed you had it all figured out. You went from casual relationship to casual relationship, hopping beds the way planes hop countries.
“Everything you need is already there in everything you are.”
Cliche: The two leads meet at a book store/ in a bar/ at a wedding/ in an elevator.
Now: Female’s friends are totally grossed out that “some guy” just walked up to her in public and tried to start a conversation with her.
Tinder recently Instagrammed a photo of himself holding a dog in a meadow somewhere. He hates it when girls talk about their zodiac signs, but he’s in tune with what Myers-Briggs personalities are compatible with his.