Remember, just a few weeks ago at the health food store, I was weighing my to-go salad and tried to strike up conversation with the cashier when you popped in?
“Okay, so I made a little mistake…”
You won’t order food from a place unless they have online ordering.
Decaf. Caffeine kind of worsens anxiety, so if you are a junkie like me, either keep it to one cup in the morning or decaf it for the day.
They’re never going to be the kind of person who wants to take endless selfies with their partner.
Damn, people are trippin’!
Cow Pose. Arching my butt up in the air, when someone is most likely directly behind me, makes me feel a little awkward.
The one with no personal space. This person comes inside the elevator, and tries to lean on you as if you owe him. Get real, sir.
Verbal expression of emotion is not something I do well; I’m the equivalent of Liz Lemon when it comes to emotional human interaction. I stumble around words, never really knowing what to say and usually decide silence is my best bet.
7. People like to point how awkward, quiet, and/or weird you are. It’s feel really great when people do this! As if you didn’t already know.