“She just started talking to me and never stopped.”
I didn’t sleep brilliantly that night, I never do when I’ve been drinking, but when I woke up I was completely sober.
He’s constantly telling you how busy he is so can’t meet up for drinks, even though you’ve asked 5 times. Ouch.
I was scared to hold your hand one last time. I was scared because you stir up all these emotions in me, and I didn’t want to validate them.
“Sebastian is annoying and yells whenever his wife doesn’t put cheese on his daily tuna melt.”
She’s trying her best to seem natural. To pretend like she’s fine without you, like her stomach doesn’t lurch every time she makes eye contact with you. Like her heart doesn’t jump into her throat the second she realizes you’re in the same room.
I never know what to do with compliments. They make me feel like I have cotton in my mouth.
“Sometimes when we make out, I close my eyes and forget what you look like. Then I open them again and get sad.”
“In a Porta Potty about three minutes before a mortar attack commenced.”