To discover guys’ I-really-wish-I-hadn’t sexcapades, we went right to the source.
Read on for some of the worst Tinder dates ever witnessed by your local bartenders — we hope they at least left a decent tip!
People brag on the Internet about how they answered a text too fast and then fifty thousand people share it because that’s a universal thing. Real awkwardness though, is not.
Oh, you want me to wing-woman you because it’ll inevitably make you look WAY cooler when I stand there and talk about how much I miss playing The Sims for 15 minutes? Word. I’m there.
“It was soooo good to see you” *makes gagging face*
A man can turn into a bumbling idiot when presented with a well-timed question from a woman.
How come I can’t discuss how much I want some McDonalds in the bar with a guy and still be sexy? WE COULD EAT BURGERS TOGETHER!
5. “Oh my god, look! No hands!”
1. You nervously misspeak during simple exchanges. The waiter says “Enjoy your meal” and you reply, “You too!” An acquaintance asks “What’s up?” and you say “Fine, and you?” 2.