“He has a big jacked-up truck that has all these extra mods on it to make it loud and gaudy-looking.”
“We connected in a way I didn’t think was possible & he made me feel something I had never felt.”
“Sitting down in a public restroom and your dick touches any part of the toilet.”
“Period shits. Because your day just wasn’t bad enough already…”
“Call all of your exes ‘crazy bitches.’”
Sometimes, the nicest guys are the shyest. They don’t see themselves as being the aggressive type, so they have a difficult time doing things outside their comfort zones.
Some people think you are either born confident or you’re not. But this is not the case.
“At my uncle’s funeral. My cousin looks really hot when she is crying. Yes. I’m going to hell.”