When you can take off your clothes in front of him, in broad daylight, without an ounce of anxiety.
The term “Millennial” is misused. Being a Millennial is not the equivalent of being uninformed — it’s quite the opposite.
Why spend your hard earned money on a gift when you can make dad laugh instead?
“When all of your daughters are hot and you realize you can’t fight everybody…”
But what I’m coming to realize is that I’m single because I’m scared to take risks. I’m scared to let someone know me on a romantic level. I’m scared to let someone into my life in fear that they will leave.
Not many girls want you to start feeling them up the first couple times you meet, have a little more respect than that. Once you push before she’s ready it’s an instant turn off no matter how she was feeling about you before.
She texted me the morning of her date when she was ready for me to pick her up to go to the café. I don’t know why, but I had more anxiety over the going than she did.
I wish we lived in a world where no meant no instead of yes — where a woman’s “no” was respected, on any and every level.
During the holidays, your relatives ask you if you’re asexual. You reply by stuffing your mouth with pumpkin pie.
When people think you’re drunk but in reality, you’re just wearing heels.