These people either intentionally or unintentionally try to let others know how amazing their lives are by covering it up with some form of self-deprecation.
I think the only reason the term “platonic love” exists is because Plato got friendzoned 2500 years ago.
In the last 24 hours I have fallen or tripped about two or three times in front of friends, random strangers, and even potential soul mates.
Had and erection in 9th grade biology. Teach thought it was my phone and grabbed it.
My issue with lists is what the list seeks to do. It presents itself as a cheat, a life hack, and then leaves you with nothing.
The first time you do anything, it’s usually awkward. Regardless of what it is, too.
I’ve spent many nights out staring at the back of some guy’s head while he flirts with my friend. I’ve had to fend off the creepy middle-aged men who try to touch me and get too aggressive. I’ve been told what could make me prettier by more people than I care to give credit to and I’ve gotten my hopes up and been disappointed plenty — but, I’ve also tried.
Should you get up and ask for more directions? Or should you just shoot them an email even though your supervisor is only 4 cubicles away? What is the proper protocol here?
It can happen anywhere to anyone.
Aww he likes dogs–I bet he’d make a great provider! The Price is SWIPE RIGHT!