A man can turn into a bumbling idiot when presented with a well-timed question from a woman.
How come I can’t discuss how much I want some McDonalds in the bar with a guy and still be sexy? WE COULD EAT BURGERS TOGETHER!
5. “Oh my god, look! No hands!”
1. You nervously misspeak during simple exchanges. The waiter says “Enjoy your meal” and you reply, “You too!” An acquaintance asks “What’s up?” and you say “Fine, and you?” 2.
I was in line at a Starbucks when this guy to my back started chatting me up about raw sugar.
Everybody and their damn cat need to stop claiming to be an introvert.
Trying to discreetly take a selfie when you find yourself somewhere beautiful but inevitably making eye contact with someone walking by and winding up with a selfie of your “anxiety face.”
The person who has to turn every single thing into a sexual joke, often abusing, “That’s what she said.” We get it. And she did not say that.
When you date a girl with brothers, you are not in any way shape or form, allowed PDA around them. They will hurt you.
We all have these moments.