Oh no. Ooooh no.
Is it even worth going outside now?
It was years ago, and I still struggle to describe it; I suppose that’s how you know it was true love.
People say really mean things to each other.
Maybe don’t order a drink with your ridiculously large Olive Garden pasta if it’s going to keep you from tipping. Maybe don’t go eat out at all.
Technically, you really only need to have walked through the city once in your life to notice this, but it’s even more noticeable and even more of a pain in the ass when you’re in the city every day.
Whatever terminology you’re partial to using — Sheol, Gehenna, Hades, Diyu, Jahannam, Naraka or just Hell — history is clearly littered with depictions, responses and references to Hell.
Warning: Reading this will seriously make you not want to go outside ever again.
As I read these, I relived all of my embarrassing and awful moments in life and I just want to crawl into my bed and play Animal Crossing to forget it all. Help me, KK Slider. Help me.