A science-fiction world we live in.
A friend from college was at a bachelor party this weekend and Bill Murray was at the same restaurant.
You’ll never complain about the opening credits being too long when you see them like this.
There’s a bonus inside.
The word “awesome” has spread like genital warts throughout the body politic.
“Everyone’s a voyeurist, they’re watching me watch them watch me right now.”
Your first paycheck. Yeah, it was for $89.72 after taxes, but you earned it.
Here’s some advice GIFs for you to think about!
Getting the very last adorable sale item, which is both perfectly your size and completely unscathed by gross makeup stains from a billion girls trying it on before you.
Working out, because you don’t need a bunch of randos around you to throw off your swag by judging the way you improperly use the stair machine. An empty gym is one of god’s little gifts to sweaty people who are trying to get into shape but aren’t so good at it yet.