My goal, if I can get Hollywood to listen, is that by 2020 nobody will have access to films made by men.
None of you can have missed the fact that this Grade-A Bitch is everywhere, but what you may not know is that she’s actually nowhere—because she doesn’t really exist.
3. She’s a big carnivore
6. ‘Gravity’ is the moviegoing experience of the year — and maybe the decade.
Sitting on floor struggling to get the energy to move across my room to get/ingest Adderall so that I’ll have thoughts during The Hobbit
The aloof noble guy you always lust after from a distance. Like Prince Harry — only animated.
If a girl doesn’t have time to date you because she’s fighting for her survival in an elaborate reality TV show in the distant future, then a guy just needs to understand. Modern women are ambitious. They have their own lives and their own desires. Katniss sets the expectations in her love triangle.
Yes, this is inspired by the SAT analogies segment from Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Yes, I’m aware that the SATs no longer have analogies. Yes, I remember the episode of Full House where D.J. takes the SATs. Yes, according to Saved by the Bell, Zack Morris got a 1502 on his SATs. No, that is not possible.
Here, a primer for when your future children want to know what the hell you were doing with your boxy, multicolored electronics.