“I was just thinking, maybe you were doin’ all that prayin’ and I’m the answer to your prayers.”
I really cannot deal with another “insider’s guide to Atlanta” that tells you to go to the Varsity. Sit down, amateurs. Whoever wrote that sh*t probably lives in Cobb County. Here’s a small sampling of what is truly up.
Great Art emits an extraordinary power that is able to transport us to a higher, almost metaphysical realm, where connection and understanding between human beings becomes truly possible.
Chappelle did such a good job of truth-telling, on every subject, that nobody knew what to do when he just stopped talking.
Dating within the Music Building is DANGEROUS.
“Every life is many days, day after day.”
Though only 6 seconds long, Paris Hilton’s vines are dense with meaning and evocative imagery ripe for interpretation. In this first—and possibly last—installment, I will examine 5 of the earliest ones.
There is nothing to be learned from the tragic rise and fall of public men that we see on blogs. That is not their function. Their degradation is mere spectacle that blogs use to sublimate the general anxieties of their readers. To make us feel better by hurting others. To stress that the people we’re reading about are freaks, while we are normal.
I hope my kids to understand the feeling of glitter in their nostrils and oil pastels on their faces. I want them to carry the weight of a microphone in their hands, the stickiness of the space bar, and the squish of an eraser in between their teeth.
This holiday season, you have a difficult decision when it comes to what film to go see with your family.