It’s ok to check the mail once every two weeks. Who is mailing you things anyway? Sorry, Grandma.
A bath product that is deemed “too fancy” to use. It will be stored in the cupboard or displayed somewhere until the end of time.
Fine, flossy pubic hairs that, when found on a shower wall, cause one to think, “Our existence is evanescent and soft. We are flickering lights on a dock at night.”
12. Dating and having a normal sex life actually become possible.
You have to choose between spending the money and hiring movers or guilting your friends into helping you in exchange for a Papa John’s single topping pizza.
Pros: She’ll be on a health kick, which will make it easier for you to be healthier and start your new workout or diet regimen. Since she’s going through some shit she will also want to go out so she can be really fun and show you how to have wildly fun times.
If your roommate brings her boyfriend around too much, just walk around with your shirt off.
Sometimes it’s just good to talk AT someone even if they are, by all intents and purposes, a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter.
Still, all of the above is still better than having a roommate, am I right #studiostrugglers?
It’s no secret that an apartment inhabited by young males is one of the scarier places on earth.