At this crucial moment of your existence, the ultimate worst thing that can happen to you is to come to the realization that you haven’t done what you wanted to do with yourself.
Cover your eyes if you get queasy.
#8 has to be my absolute favorite.
My son was scrolling through YouTube looking for videos of farm animal sounds or the alphabet song when he asked me to help him find a cow.
When Russia seized Crimea, they seized more than just land.
Did you know piglets grow up to be pigs?
“So I get to bury my dog because an officer couldn’t back up and close the f—— gate.”
When you scratch his back he goes crazy.
Let me phrase it a different way. Ladies, how would you like to have a 7 inch clitoris?
Otters all day, baby.