“They put a bowl of LIVE EELS inside her, via butthole.”
Nearly all of my clients would talk to me about their personal or private “normal” lives to one degree or another. I have heard many complaints of what I have come to call “reluctant” sex. This is a position most wives have found themselves in.
The connections created in this secretive world still hold meaning, to a certain extent.
I had no idea that you gave me your number as a formality, or that when you said you would love to get together again, it would be the last time I ever heard your voice. I left thinking, “This could be the start of something,” while you watched me go knowing it was the end.
Suck on an ice cube to get your tongue cold, and then eat out your girlfriend or give your boyfriend a blowjob.
“When she backhanded me in the mouth until I lost consciousness.”
Believe it or not, your zodiac sign determines who your most compatible lover is.
“He has a big jacked-up truck that has all these extra mods on it to make it loud and gaudy-looking.”
“Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”