How Can I Look Richer Than I Am?
There are some things I want to say to her, that I would say to my younger self, if I could. These are things I would say to all young women who are going to be teenagers soon, and much of the advice will be helpful for my younger brothers as well.
Sometimes I am baffled that the same people I get drunk and watch cute animal videos on Youtube with can lay down so much realness when I need it most.
“Why did you say that? Was it because it needed to be said, or because you just wanted to be part of the conversation?”
There is a difference between going onto Twitter and making fun of yourself for burning the roof of your mouth your pizza bites (been there) and constantly using it as a way to poke at things you just don’t happen to be into.
Dancing in the middle of the room when nobody else is.
Congratulations! YOU. DID. THE. DAMN. THING.
Use fresh milk for your second bowl of cereal. When I eat cereal for breakfast, after I’m done eating, I invariably wind up with almost half a bowl of leftover milk.
If you’re holding in anger, resentment or fear, find a way to release it.
If they leave, you have to let them go. Because otherwise? You will sit waiting in the driveway.