Despite the sadistic undercurrent of purposeful mother-on-daughter humiliation, reviewers are calling this the funniest tampon ad in history.
I was once taken to see the baby chicks. They moved like a blanket of fluff. They sounded like a million yellow phones all getting text alerts at once.
Time waits for no man, but when you are nineteen, perhaps it pauses for just a second.
Remember what mom taught you about money. It is simply money. Your best memories will probably be from when you don’t have any money at all.
Chemotherapy was just how I grew up. I had stopped viewing myself as an anomaly a long time ago.
Everyone warns of heartbreak, but never the absence of what comes before it. No one warns you of rejection.
You rarely dislike people because you’re an optimist, trusting person and believe the best of everyone unless previously proven otherwise.
Whether you sprouted boobs in college, didn’t drop your voice until 16, or lost your virginity in your 20s — you’re better for having done things behind schedule.
It doesn’t matter that these friends never do anything very exciting, rebellious, or bad. The point is that whatever they’re doing, they’re doing it together.
Then, for the first time in years, you called me one night while I was graphing calculus equations and asked me to go on a drive with you.