You have a personality—because you had to have a personality at some point.
If we all confessed what was actually on our minds, health class would be a lot more interesting.
“Okay, so I made a little mistake…”
It’s easy to stay in your room and watch Netflix all night.
Despite the sadistic undercurrent of purposeful mother-on-daughter humiliation, reviewers are calling this the funniest tampon ad in history.
I was once taken to see the baby chicks. They moved like a blanket of fluff. They sounded like a million yellow phones all getting text alerts at once.
Time waits for no man, but when you are nineteen, perhaps it pauses for just a second.
Remember what mom taught you about money. It is simply money. Your best memories will probably be from when you don’t have any money at all.
Chemotherapy was just how I grew up. I had stopped viewing myself as an anomaly a long time ago.
Everyone warns of heartbreak, but never the absence of what comes before it. No one warns you of rejection.