Fifty excruciatingly gross and cringeworthy videos of pimples and cysts being disgustingly popped. One is bad enough—can you take FIFTY?
It’s such a terrible feeling to want to reject who you are. The reality is that I was not built to be an Olsen twin. I was not built to sit around doing coke with people who looked amazing in Balenciaga.
You have a personality—because you had to have a personality at some point.
If we all confessed what was actually on our minds, health class would be a lot more interesting.
“Okay, so I made a little mistake…”
It’s easy to stay in your room and watch Netflix all night.
Despite the sadistic undercurrent of purposeful mother-on-daughter humiliation, reviewers are calling this the funniest tampon ad in history.
I was once taken to see the baby chicks. They moved like a blanket of fluff. They sounded like a million yellow phones all getting text alerts at once.
Time waits for no man, but when you are nineteen, perhaps it pauses for just a second.
Remember what mom taught you about money. It is simply money. Your best memories will probably be from when you don’t have any money at all.