No one does better covers than Boyce Avenue.
“Girls see enough of this body that we can’t imitate, that we’ll never be able to obtain, these unrealistic expectations…it’s better to look strong and healthy.”
“Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone to tell you who you are.” Beyoncé
After surviving the mandatory Alcohol-Adele-Sleep-Repeat cycle, I found myself in a strange state of consistency – both in the regularity of my thoughts and the solidity of my physical being.
Do you ever see someone so talented that you’re just like, “Well, fuck it, might as well just go crawl in a hole and cover myself with dirt like the cocaine spider, because nothing I do will ever compare to…
He is in love with you, of course, but he is also in love with buying a little molly from that guy in the snapback and flopping around on top of you to the sounds of “Get Free.”
First of all, can I just say that I love how much gay guys hate Anne Hathaway? With all of their vitriol, you’d think that Hathaway was personally responsible for the existence of HIV or something.
The Golden Globes are a haunting reminder that I would have sex with most male celebrities over the age of 40.
Roisin Murphy, the Irish diva and “Ramalama Bang Bang” singer who is “Sow Into You,” was serving crazy costumes and electronic beats when Lady Gaga, bless her bedazzled heart, was just some NYU girl nobody liked.
I went to art school, so obviously I’m here to stack chips… is what I say while abusing free tortillas at any restaurant stupid enough to serve me free tortillas.