“I like having my hair and face done, but I’m not going to lose weight because someone tells me to. I make music to be a musician not to be on the cover of Playboy.”
1. Kanye West
No one does better covers than Boyce Avenue.
“Girls see enough of this body that we can’t imitate, that we’ll never be able to obtain, these unrealistic expectations…it’s better to look strong and healthy.”
“Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone to tell you who you are.” Beyoncé
After surviving the mandatory Alcohol-Adele-Sleep-Repeat cycle, I found myself in a strange state of consistency – both in the regularity of my thoughts and the solidity of my physical being.
Do you ever see someone so talented that you’re just like, “Well, fuck it, might as well just go crawl in a hole and cover myself with dirt like the cocaine spider, because nothing I do will ever compare to…
He is in love with you, of course, but he is also in love with buying a little molly from that guy in the snapback and flopping around on top of you to the sounds of “Get Free.”
First of all, can I just say that I love how much gay guys hate Anne Hathaway? With all of their vitriol, you’d think that Hathaway was personally responsible for the existence of HIV or something.
The Golden Globes are a haunting reminder that I would have sex with most male celebrities over the age of 40.