“Harry Potter and his magic wannikah celebrate Hanukkah.”
What we forget when looking through magazines is that the images of these models are exotic, digitized renderings of bodies taken apart and put back together again to look a certain way, a way that is, by and large, unreal for the human species—transcending reality.
Why not end an email with a quality signature line, an inspirational quote, or some wickedly random anecdote?
Christina Aguilera went to my high school (North Allegheny). My psychology teacher said she was a bitch and smelled like uncooked hot dogs.
It’s not an insult that you don’t want to meet every guy you connect with, and trust me: for most of them, that’s going to be a huge relief.
Seth MacFarlane doesn’t hate racism. Rest assured, America: Seth MacFarlane hates you.
I was stunned by that first viewing. I saw in quiet awe as the credits rolled. It was transformative. I couldn’t have told you then exactly why.
WE CAN HAZ MOVIE??? …Wait; that’s the wrong meme. Sorry, sorry.
“Did you hear that Ashton Kutcher cheated on his wife? What a slut.”
It’s a land of simultaneous anonymity and overt friendliness. Things happen there that people in other states wouldn’t, couldn’t, fathom.