One guy once sang “Lemme Buy You A Drank” in T-Pain’s voice and, I mean. I let him buy me one.
Courtesy of ABC’s new show Mixology, here are some terms that’ll be sure to enhance your wild Friday nights.
If a girl just walks up to you and says “Hey, can I buy you a drink?” it is totally sexy and guaranteed to work.
“If you want to flirt with me, give your server your number to give to me, don’t give it to me directly.”
Positioning themselves in the light to look most like their flattering profile photo, as well as hoping against hope that their date will be as good-looking as promised, they can barely contain themselves.
So what, for you, is the best opening line that you’ve ever seen? Something that made the person laugh, smile, or at least just not feel like they were being hit on by a joke book?
Olivia Pope: IT’S HANDLED.
We don’t like each other because we subscribe to opposed and corporately manufactured narratives. We don’t like each other because the way we get our news is just as important as the news we’re getting.
It’s rare that transgender issues get highlighted in a somewhat positive light. Please don’t waste those opportunities by letting blatant misinformation run amok.