It’s ok to wait for the right person. Even if everyone else thinks you already did it.
Watching anyone else eat a “Gogurt.” Brb, Still having nightmares.
You had those weird, ugly, plastic sex bracelets. You did not do any of the sexual things they indicated, but still definitely wore them. And lied to your Mom about what they meant.
Her Instagram would be perfectly curated and she’d have guest appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Jasmine gives off major ‘Mean Girl In High School’ vibes, but for some reason, you still want to hang out with her.
Ahhh, the charm of dead frozen children. You know, there were actually a LOT of dead kids in this show.
DO make friends from far away places.
DON’T forget to phone home.
You lied at least once about having Yellow Fever to get out of gym class.
Getting the last copy of the video at the video store.
“Having the best cartoons ever.”
The life lessons with Joey are kind of few and far between, but he’s probably your resident cautionary tale. He taught you that you should practice safe sex, get tested, save money, and learn proper geography.