Thought Catalog


First of all, why in the world would anyone even step foot within 10 miles of a KFC when Popeye’s exists? Popeye’s is the Beyoncé to KFC’s Katy Perry — there is just no comparison, and one just looks sad when mentioned in the same sentence.

Meanwhile, I trudged through knee-deep metaphorical snow with icy winds raking my flesh like fish hooks, desperately searching for a recognizable landmark.