So. Much. Life.
I know, I know, you want me to stop talking about Beyoncé. Then tell her to stop DOING THESE THINGS TO ME! Beyoncé dropped a fun, adorably amateur looking video to her new song “7/11” and I’m obsessed.
America’s unofficial Queen (or actually, kind of official), Queen Bey is both exciting and teasing us all with previews of two new songs (“Ring Off” and “7/11”) that will be available on the Platinum Edition of her self-titled knock out…
I believe the exact words were “the tannins in the cheese really balance out the dusting of Dorito flavoring.”
First of all, why in the world would anyone even step foot within 10 miles of a KFC when Popeye’s exists? Popeye’s is the Beyoncé to KFC’s Katy Perry — there is just no comparison, and one just looks sad when mentioned in the same sentence.
Meanwhile, I trudged through knee-deep metaphorical snow with icy winds raking my flesh like fish hooks, desperately searching for a recognizable landmark.
Live inside the freezer of a 7/11, an opium ring, a mausoleum, a baby merchant operation, a 24-hour airport café or an actual Tea Party.