“I hope boys will like me for my brains and not just how good I look.”
“I know this is so annoying, but will you take our picture and not royally screw it up? KTHX.”
Cleaning: the gift that keeps on giving. When everything is in its right place, that’s when you’re the happiest.
It’s a constantly naked, “your way or the highway” situation.
“Being 27 is parallel to being a newly post-pubescent teenager; so many feels, so many conflicting emotions, so much self-inflicted pressure. At some point, it’s just easier to pray you make it to 30 in one piece and resolve to figure it out from there…”
Just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage…
Being a couple is great, but being single means getting away with otherwise unacceptable behaviors – which makes it better.
Absolutely nothing in life has ever been or will ever be as important as your AOL screen name.
My roommate suspects someone is running a Fight Club out of the laundromat next door.