In pre-production, ‘American Pie’ was called ‘Teenage Sex Comedy That Can Be Made For Under $10 Million That Your Reader Will Love But The Executive Will Hate.’
You cultivate more of your character by losing yourself sometimes.
Now is the time to go to that hallowed hall of all things “This Drink Cost More Than My Dress,” Forever 21.
When the clock hits 12 A.M. and it’s officially January 1st, you’re not miraculously going to be in a different position than you are right now.
In all seriousness, there is just an acute loneliness that tends to develop around the holidays, one painfully and obviously punctuated by the kissing ritual on New Year’s which seems to go around the party with a stamp and mark “together” and “alone” on people’s foreheads in bright red.
Taylor Swift can date everyone in Hollywood including Dame Judy Dench and I’d still find this topic boring.
2012 put a positive spin on the lives of obese impoverished folk from the South with the HYSTERICAL and DEVASTATING reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
“If I knew they were going to buy food with it, I’d totally give them money, you know?”
You’re getting a vision again. Darn it! You know how the kid in The Sixth Sense could see dead people? Well, you have that too, except instead of dead people, you can see dead relationships.
Chug a beer and then crush the can violently against your head every time you see a defaced political yard sign.