B*tches: we’re manipulative people. I should know; I am one.
I’m not naive enough to believe that you’d be proud of all my choices, but I know that you saved my life with your careful (and sometimes intense) warnings.
You’re getting smarter. Literally.
Do not fret about who loves who more. Love is not a game or a competition. If you think of it that way, you probably won’t be in love for very long.
I love Helga Pataki. This isn’t a secret. I named my Ukulele after her. She is my spirit animal, my guru, my Beyoncé.
It doesn’t sound fine when I lay it all out there. I can’t even remember all of it.
I spent 24 hours playing The Tinder Game, and here are my high scores!
College can be tough. We know that going into it.
Finding your purpose is up to you, and that’s why it’s terrifying.
When the ceremonies and celebrations end, and the questions die down, what really is next?