College is hard. I’m taking five classes, working part time and trying to balance time with friends and family.
Because they know your quirks.
Is hinge actually worth it? Do you hate your job? Oh you hate your job too? Wait you love your job?
It’s already pretty normal to share a bed.
One day you will wish you could go to bed at 8:30, so don’t fight me when I try and make you sleep.
I just graduated college and I wanted to do the whole corporate job thing until I returned from study abroad in Spain.
Do not get drunk. You (yes you!) look like an ass when inebriated. Getting wasted is the fastest way for her to lose respect for you.
Please get tested, Joey. There’s no way you lasted ten seasons of rampant promiscuity and you do not have an illegitimate child somewhere.
Pandemonium spreads inside of me. My platelets drag race in my veins. My stomach lassos itself to my heels. My synapses grow tacky and my thoughts stick to them.