1. I promise that when we binge watch shows on Netflix, I won’t skip ahead.
Sometimes it feels like there are so many things you have to see, accomplish, be, and do at the age of 22.
Sending vague “Wanna hang out?” texts instead of inviting someone they’re interested in to actual, set plans.
1. Being broke.
“Do people actually enjoy going out?”
2. “I spilled the soup I packed for lunch all over my books and homework.”
You can love someone in a way you never loved your ex.
Alcohol will not disinfect your internal wounds, no matter how much it stings on the way down.
1. Do you have more “friends” than friends?
Watching people I know get married is like watching them get launched into space. They are moving to Mars and I’m still down here, watching the space shuttle crackle and burn, eventually disappearing into an outer galaxy unbeknownst to me.