Picking-Up Random Chicks At Bars Is This Easy
For all the feminist talk about blowing up gender roles, random chicks at bars prefer to stick to tradition. They want the man to be dominant.
5 Ways To Train Your Girl To Dress Better
I’m not without morals – when I piss in a girl’s bed I take her to dinner.
Why Choose To Be Fat?
You are not fat because you have to be. You are fat because you choose to be.
Girlfriends Make Men Weak
“Do what you want” is the most emasculating, garbage statement a girl can make. It makes men in relationships weak.
5 Vintage Style Items That Make Every Woman Sexy
As an upstanding member of today’s egalitarian society, it’s my duty to provide the male perspective to any women who may be wondering what vintage or obscure items will make them sexy.
If You Talk About Running All The Time, You’re Lying And An Idiot
You’re probably an overweight pescetarian who doesn’t understand why replacing chicken with pasta and girl scout cookies hasn’t earned you the thigh gap.