When Auto-Corrected Text Message Flirting Goes Wrong
Brian: Hey, what’s up?
Amber: Hey! Nothing, you?
Brian: Chillin. Last night was really fun. Thanx for being so cool about me bringing my friend STD along
Brian: *Syd along
Amber: Haha no prob!
Brian: Do you wanna shart later?
Brian: *party later?
Amber: Yeah maybe!
Brian: Great. Any cool uncles?
Amber: Not yet
Brian: Okay well I have a couple of different odors
Brian: We could meet up in a van
Brian: I meant in a bar
Amber: Haha NBD. G2G will txt u l8r
Brian: Okay hope to see you at some point in the kite
Brian: Autocorrect is so stipple
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You were a founding figure in the “adorkable” movement.
I always imagined as I grew old and desperate I would become less picky when it came to qualifications for men. Strangely enough, I’ve experienced the opposite. Consider the Erica of age 18.
I love the internet. It’s a wonderful place to discover new artists and talented writers and cats playing with yarn. But lately, it’s getting me a little down.
1. Wrapping Paper There is nothing, nothing, worse than running out of wrapping paper. In some cases, you have to resort to covering your family’s treasured retail items in newspaper. “Positively gauche, father,” your son will say.