This is Why I Fuck

I like to fuck. Not have sex or make love or whatever else cliché Nicholas Sparks and obnoxious writers and hopeless romantics call it. I like to fuck. F-U-C-K.

Yes, I Am That Aunt Who Can’t Stop Talking About Her Niece

People get annoyed with me for talking about my niece so much. I will bring her up in almost every conversation I have. I will show her pictures thousands of times even to friends who had already seen them before. But I will do anything for her. Because unlike me she has to grow up without a father.