Please Don’t Fart In The Gym

The moment her odor entered my nose, my face lost its red hue. Her smell started asphyxiating me and hindering blood from reaching my brain. Did I leave the warmth of my sheets to smell her fart? She had surpassed my tolerance threshold.

My Food Porn Addiction

I watch porn. The type that involves colossal 15-inch churros glossing with sugar that thrusts into the dulcet caramel dip.