How To Look Like A Million Bucks When You’re Broke As Hell
Just because something looks pretty hanging in your closet doesn’t mean it looks pretty on you. You know it. I know it.
Just because something looks pretty hanging in your closet doesn’t mean it looks pretty on you. You know it. I know it.
Ladies! The boy is no one’s property. Also, you should be blaming the dude for the confusion, not each other. Wasn’t this song released in 1998, the Year of Girl Power?
It’s OK to stay in touch with your ex’s friends, but don’t be a freaking menace about it.
And while we’re on the subject of manners, maybe this person — this curious creature — is spending time with someone they enjoy. Maybe they think it’s rude to pause the conversation every so often to check their phone.
“I work in marketing and it’s taking over my life, I don’t know how turn it off, seriously, someone send help.”
“Of course I didn’t notice that you resemble the Elephant Man in my profile picture; I was distracted by how thin I look.”
Does the shirt cover four inches of crotch/thigh area, AT LEAST? Are the leggings somehow embellished to make them more “pant-like”?
I know you must get that a lot, and on good days you probably let it slide. You think, “We’re happy and that’s all that matters,” you think, “Some people are just ignorant, but that’s not our problem.”