27 Reasons Why Cavalier King Charles Spaniels Are Actually The Least Favorite Dogs In The World

1. The Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are considered a ‘toy breed’ by the American Kennel Club.

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2. A ‘toy breed’.

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3. Like, ugh.

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4. They’re not toys at all.

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5. A total lie.

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6. Stop looking at me like that.

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7. Anyway, they’re supposedly friendly and affectionate…

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8. …and gentle, too.

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9. Yeah, right.

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10. Just look at those fangs.

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11. And that stare.

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12. It’s enough to scare the daylights out of anyone.

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13. See?

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14. Terrifying.

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15. And my god, they can like, multiply in no time.

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16. HOW?!?!?

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17. I’m certain that smile is the smile of a killer.

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18. What they’ve done to that roll of toilet paper, they’ll do to me when I’m asleep.

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19. These creatures are so terrifying.

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20. King Charles? He must’ve been insane to have named this breed after himself.

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21. Look, this one thinks it’s human!

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22. Now do you see what’s going on here?

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23. Well, do you?

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24. They know we’re surveilling them.

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25. Please help spread the word…

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26. …about this horrifying breed…

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27. …of dogs.

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