What if there were a website where you could write and give starred reviews of people you’ve gone on dates with? Like a Yelp for mating.
Always remember that captions are there for a paramount purpose: humble-bragging.
So what do I do?
“We’re excited about this opportunity insofar as we’re going to make money to do it. But that’s about the extent of it.”
I don’t know how many dates I’ve been on, but there have been more than enough for me to draw the conclusion that I don’t really like dating all that much.
My hangover went to church once, but it vomited and was promptly asked to leave and never return, a request it has taken very, very seriously.
So now some people view it as curious that someone my age is single.
“Buy me a beer? BUY ME A BEER?! “
Your metabolism and general energy levels are both beginning to turn on you.
22. Sleep well with someone else in my bed. It just gets so hot and crowded, and then I get bothered.