If you follow my horrible advice, you’ll have a Dad Bod in almost no time.
“Transfer is available to the P.A.T.H. or, as I like to call it, the cusp of the Gates of Hell.”
Here is a list of some things you should not say.
8. No awkward family functions.
A little while ago, I wrote a story about what it might be like if people used popular business buzzwords while they were in the bedroom. This is a second installation to the series.
In the past year and change, I have not had an orgasm induced by a female.
“With the kiss! A kiss to be remembered, potentially!
Frank Sinatra famously said that the best revenge is massive success. I’ve always applied this idom to breakups.
Here is a definitive list of those thats:
“Look, the deliverables we agreed on were at least one orgasm each, and we’re not clocking out until then. These are all billable hours, so we can take our time.”