Sometimes, the idea of having sex with someone seems like a terrible way to spend a few minutes. You can be drunk, tired, depressed, etc.
What if there were a website where you could write and give starred reviews of people you’ve gone on dates with? Like a Yelp for mating.
Always remember that captions are there for a paramount purpose: humble-bragging.
So what do I do?
“We’re excited about this opportunity insofar as we’re going to make money to do it. But that’s about the extent of it.”
I don’t know how many dates I’ve been on, but there have been more than enough for me to draw the conclusion that I don’t really like dating all that much.
My hangover went to church once, but it vomited and was promptly asked to leave and never return, a request it has taken very, very seriously.
So now some people view it as curious that someone my age is single.
“Buy me a beer? BUY ME A BEER?! “
Your metabolism and general energy levels are both beginning to turn on you.