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June 15, 2017

This Is What Your Friends Secretly Hate About You, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries (March 21st – April 19th)

Not being able to deal with your emotions AT ALL. Being impulsive and all over the place 24/7. Going from high to low and back again from low to high in just a couple of seconds. CALM YOUR TITS FFS.

Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)

Everything has to be about you all the time. All the damn time. Just because you are having a hard time doesn’t mean the rest of us mortals just manage. You should manage to kick that selfishness out of the house from time to time.

Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)

We get it, you are fun. So much fun. Too much fun, in fact. You are the life of the party, people sit and buzz around you like bees around the hive. Just that sometimes you get so much fun and you break it to the core. Send your excuses the next day, if you have any chance to remember or recover.

Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)

You strong sense of reading minds and magical instruments cand be beneficial for you, but it can definitely scare the people out AF. Try not to project everything you see and feel like sharing with the world with the world.

Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)

Like a true egoistical diva, you radiate at times that kind of self-lovin’ that leaves the world wondering what the actual F is wrong with this one. No one can capture the essence of how amazing you actually are, therefore the game of cards is strong. Or at all. Stop feeling disappointed when people will leave one by one in the domino game of terror and disaster.

Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)

Because of the way you like to take responsibility and life in your own hands, sometimes you tend to make great things out of dust. People love that about you, but they do hate it when you freak out with details that arențt even visible to the eye. Chill out for a while, ok?

Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)

Your insecurities sabotage your personal life. There’s nothing to worry about. THERE’S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE ALARMED ABOUT. You freak out way too much about things are going or are not going to be in your relationship, and you have this obsessive way of scaring your partners out by the way you freak out. Just make up your mind and things will be much easier.

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)

Having this amazingly hard time being carefree and optimistic for a longer period than 5 minutes. Same happens with relationships too. You assume the worst is yet to come, managing to go on a slippery negative slope. Try to work yourself out to a more positive attitude.

Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)

You goal in life is oriented to career, career, career, career, career. You tend to forget about your friends more than you already did before, neglect your family, and go from zero to no one’s hero.

Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)

Self-preserving isn’t that bad after all. But you have issues regarding the amount of pain you had taken up, leaving no space for anyone to break through all those layers. Learn how to open up, and your friends are the only ones who can really be the first brick. And not in the wall of silence.

Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)

Being kind is what drives people to your loving heart. But you get bored so easily that all you want is to change lovers like socks. Your friends can’t keep up with whom you are dating anymore. Two people? Three people? An army of people? Slave to love much?

Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)

You please people so much that you forget to please yourself. You think of how to comfort others but you forget how important is comfort for your own well being. If you really want to have a healthy relationships with either friends or family, start loving yourself first. TC mark

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