Aries (March 21st – April 19th)

Your fiery self explodes when things don’t turn out as you want them to. This may often turn out into blaming others for not conquering your grounds, and having people in difficult situations.

Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)

You get to consume yourself by your imperfections being unable to find a cure to them right on stop. You need to understand that it takes time and practice to make things perfect.

Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)

The two sides of your personality tend to contradict each other. Not only that, but they also have a way to confusing people and playing dark mind games.

Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)

Cancers don’t always sit in their shell because they are shy, they sit there thinking of how they should come back out with revenge. They love to serve that dish as cold as possible.

Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)

The vainest of the signs, they constantly need VALIDATION. Attention to boost up their egos because, if it’s not obvious enough yet, they are insecure AF.

Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)

You either work, or you procrastinate next level. The most horrible thing you get to do is procrastinate while you procrastinate. You rarely get lazy, but when you do, cleaning police should be called to make some space in between those dirty habits of yours.

Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)

You are fascinated by what goes on in the mind of the darkest and the most disturbed people, therefore, you find yourself surfing the internet for the most disgusting and perverted things. If there’s a side in you for that, you deny it with violence,

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)

Because you are secretive and mysterious, people take you as gentle, the type of person who won’t hurt of fly. What actually lies underneath is an innocence that does not yet exist, it’s more a blunt pleasure of inflicting mental pain on others.

Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)

Even when you make stupid decisions, you tend to freak out in such a way that who city runs looking for shelter. IT’S THE MASTER TALENT OF TURNING A ROCK INTO A MOUNTAIN. Of drama.

Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)

A planner who likes to approach everything with an extremely meticulous mind, you are a strong brick in the wall. You like your freedom and you want it to stay that way. If someone crosses off your limits, they are going to be sent straight to a black hole.

Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)

Aquarius is always up to give a helping hand, but their dark mind imagines how to dig your grave faster. They lack emotional expressions and that can confuse people, yet attract them more in the trap.

Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)

Compassionate and generous, especially with emotions, they are terrified to be hurt. Meaning, they will do their very best to hurt you before you hurt them. It’s more of an ego game that keeps them safe from terrifying scenarios.