Aries (March 21st – April 19th)

If you’re trying to get close to this one, makes sure not to complain. Aries are never big fans about people who are slow, who take too much time to do things, and who are always later. Usually, with everything in their life. They are very stubborn individuals also, so it’s very hard to change their view if they got anchored in something bad about you. Be on time, respectful, and you might get a chance to win their hearts.

Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)

This sign has a unique and very interesting perception over time and over how things should be done. He’s got his own rhythm (of the night too, ooo, yeah, ooo) on working that pixel. Whether it’s love or business, Taurus does not like to get rushed. It kills his mojo and you will end up being ridiculed in public in a very own sarcastic manner.

Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)

If you’re a Gemini, than you already know how bad it sucks when people get bored, right? You know best because you have it completely. Monotony is not your game at all, and you try to stay away from people who lack activities in their life, you stay away from uptight people, surrounding yourself with spontaneous and adventurous.

Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)

Cancers rarely get angry, but when they do, it’s only because they hate selfish people who are self centred. They are an introverted sign, calm, with a deep connection with the spiritual side. Whatever screams, comes with anger, and sheds violence, rises a huge STOP sign for them.

Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)

Leos are generous signs that usually like to enjoy life and party hard. They have quite a hard time understanding why exactly someone would like to be selfish when it comes to money, and not rather spend it on doing something pleasurable for the heart. Savings? Throw them to the sharks, they said.

Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)

Since they are analytical and detail freaks, Virgos usually hate anything related to mess. Messy hair, messy desk, messy life, messy boots. If they’re made for walking, they should shine bright like a diamond. AT LEAST. Keeping things in order next to this one is on the top of the list for must survival tips!

Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)

Not sure if a Libra is hard to keep balanced, or if it’s easy to throw off balance. But in some situations, this sign goes completely b-a-n-a-n-a-s. Why? Because of loudness and rudeness. Feel like throwing a bikini party? How about you sit down in your place, ol’ man, or else you’ll be in for some serious sh*t.

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)

Scorpio is brought up by nature to be confident and do things without asking for permission. They usually integrate even the most difficult mistakes as something that can be swapped into personal charm. What they dislike is people who ask for approval all the time. It shows great weakness in their eyes. And they might be somehow right.

Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)

Take spontaneous out of the dictionary and you will have a big S served on a plate. No, not that kind of S. Well, maybe you’ll have that also, but patience. I’m kidding, patience and traditionalism is not a thing a Sagittarius will appreciate, it’s simply not their cup of tea.

Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)

Take great care when you’re being too judgmental without any solid fundaments. What Capricorns hate and dislike the most are racist, sexist, and homophobic people. The list can go on, of course. Don’t go in muddy waters if you’re not ready to get dirty!

Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)

Aquarius is not a big fan of tech, so whatever new trends are out there, they usually prefer to go the more traditional way. Better safe than sorry. It’s not right, as it’s not wrong either, but it’s hard for them to accept things that get them too much out of their comfort zone.

Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)

No fish that swims deep waters can be told to come out and live at shore. It’s just not how things work in their nature. Pisces are introverted and live in a dream world of their own. They can’t cope with aggressive people that constantly want to change their nature by telling them how to do things, or when to do them. Minding your own business is a mantra for them.