10 Rules For Anyone With Facebook
I talk a lot about Facebook. I know honey but can you blame me? People spend more time with/on Facebook than they do with most of their friends. It has singlehandedly shaped the social lives of my peers. It’s the Charlie to all of our angels. And you know what? It deserves to get called out for its rude behavior. Facebook needs to get schooled and I’m about to send it to detention in the video below. Special thanks to my Virgin Mary, Gaby Dunn, and my baby babes, The Shining Twins for penning a song called “I Hate You” and letting me put it in the video.
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