Shannen Doherty Can't Sleep, Won't Sleep
Original bad girl, Shannen Doherty, has done a very strange thing and starred in a webisode for something called Better Sleep Council about her insomnia. In the eight-minute clip, it shows her being restless in her hotel room and revealing her innermost thoughts to a bellboy.
I wonder what it is that keeps Shannen Doherty up at night. Could it be the shame from getting kicked off of two successful television shows for unruly behavior? Or does it most likely stem from the embarrassment she suffered after publishing a memoir called, Badass: A Hard-Earned Guide to Living Life with Style and (the Right) Attitude? Who knows, who really cares? This infomercial is sort of the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
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Answer phones better than anyone else has answered phones before. Relay messages so brilliant, they bring people to tears. Turn the coffee run into the choreography of Swan Lake. Become best friends with every intern and every underling and every taxi driver you encounter.
I remember taking the pen and notebook from that woman outside the courtroom, flipping to a clean page in the book, and writing, JESSICA IS SAD in big, bold, uncoordinated letters. “My sister is going to be a good writer someday! Look at how nice her lines are!”
To begin, I got totally screwed over in the dental genes department. I was born with a pretty severe overbite and a mouth that was too small.
If this doesn’t become the biggest video on the Internet, then I have no faith left in humanity.