20 Hilarious Easter Tweets That Are Better Than Finding Eggs In Your Yard

There’s no better way to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus than with some hilarious tweets. Here are 20 funny tweets to make your Easter & 4/20 weekend even better! 

Already rolling my eyes in preparation for the 4/20 snap chats I get on Easter.

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) April 15, 2014

Oh good YouPorn put up all their Easter themed porn.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) April 17, 2014

One time in 6th grade me and my friend got to an Easter egg hunt early and switched all the candy in the eggs with mustard and ketchup.

— Brian Altano (@agentbizzle) April 17, 2014

I’m already tailgating outside the local church for Easter.

— Amber (@Amburglar_) April 14, 2014

Christians are much better at marketing. For Easter, they have a bunny. Jews, for Passover, have crackers and the tears of their ancestors.

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) April 14, 2014

Girl, are you a chocolate Easter bunny? Cause I want to eat that butt. (Is this how dating works?)

— Lauren O’Brien (@thelaurenobrien) April 17, 2014

Sorry, honey, only your brother gets to participate in the Easter Egg Hunt this year. I dyed all the eggs using Just For Men.

— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) April 17, 2014

My fav Easter egg hunt was when dad was on house arrest and we cleaned the beer bottles off the lawn before his probation officer showed up

— Jeffrey Hadz (@Hadzilla) April 18, 2014

I want to dye some Easter eggs but I don’t have any eggs, dye, paint, stickers, glitter, stamps, religion, stencils, etc.

— Paige (@PeachCoffin) April 18, 2014

How shocking would this week’s Easter episode of “Game of Thrones” be if Jesus came back as a White Walker?

— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) April 18, 2014

Easter always makes me think about how old and lonely my own eggs are : (

— Shira (@shiraselko) March 31, 2013

There’s no such thing as a non-terrifying Easter bunny costume.

— Kim Holcomb (@kimholcomb) March 7, 2014

Want to disappoint your kids? Tell them there’s a place called Christmas Island and Easter Island, & then take them there.

— Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) September 1, 2013

Do you think fertility clinic employees were making some fun Easter egg jokes today? I bet they were.

— Churlish (@Cryptoterra) April 1, 2013

Don’t just throw out that fake plastic grass from your Easter basket. Feed it to some fake plastic horses.

— Tween Hobo (@TweenHobo) March 31, 2013

Me spilling that pack of Rainbow Nerds in my shag carpeting two months ago totally saved Roach Easter.

— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) March 31, 2013

can’t believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.

— Dave Dittell (Comedy (@davedittell) August 31, 2013

so far no one has commented on the fact that my Easter bonnet is just an orange traffic cone

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) March 31, 2013

You know “8 Mile” is the official movie of Easter, right? It’s about a guy named B-Rabbit who gets killed on the mic and resurrects himself.

— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) March 31, 2013

Finding residual BBQ Popchips in my chest hair is my Easter Egg hunt

— Pauly Casillas (@PaulyPeligroso) January 18, 2014