Cute Little Girl Can Name Every Capital City In The World
For pretty much my whole life, I walked around thinking I had been some sort of super special, super bright child. Turns out I really wasn’t that remarkable at all, and the Internet never fails to remind me of that heartbreaking fact. This girl, on the other hand, is all kinds of awesome. In this video, she spews out most of the world’s capital cities on demand and with seemingly not very much effort. But the best part is how bored she looks; like, c’mon mom, I can name every member of those countries’ parliaments, too.
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Answer phones better than anyone else has answered phones before. Relay messages so brilliant, they bring people to tears. Turn the coffee run into the choreography of Swan Lake. Become best friends with every intern and every underling and every taxi driver you encounter.
I remember taking the pen and notebook from that woman outside the courtroom, flipping to a clean page in the book, and writing, JESSICA IS SAD in big, bold, uncoordinated letters. “My sister is going to be a good writer someday! Look at how nice her lines are!”
To begin, I got totally screwed over in the dental genes department. I was born with a pretty severe overbite and a mouth that was too small.
If this doesn’t become the biggest video on the Internet, then I have no faith left in humanity.