26 Of The (Unintentionally) Funniest Stock Images

Because you’re welcome.

1. Take too many quaaludes with your wife and you are at risk of having a Christmas card like the one below. It should also be noted that this photo was found from typing “teen mom” into search bar.

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2. A lesson in why you should never home-school your kids:

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3. Is she scared? Is she hiding? Is she posing? If you really need to stretch before going out, why must it be while leaning against a dumpster? Poor planning at its finest.

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4. This one is aptly titled “Portrait of a Beautiful Young Businesswoman On Chair.” This photo is everything.

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5. If you squint really hard, this one kind of looks like a lounge chair in outer space.

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6. Hey! This one’s funny! Mostly because if you look away or close your eyes, you’ll still see it in your nightmares! HEHE!

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7. I’m really not sure what’s going on here but I do wish bodily harm upon the blonde lady.

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8. Simply irresistible. Also, good dancer.

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9. Another one reserved for my nightmares. “Okay, we want an up-shot of a pedophile” is how I imagine the director envisioned this.

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10. I can’t un-see this.

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11. Another depiction of a “teen mom,” apparently. My question is: Why so happy? You haven’t even hit 20 yet, and your life is kaput.

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12. This piece of gold is titled, “Pregnant woman and her teenager son outdoors.” Dude needs to relax and stop grabbing his mom’s ass.

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13. Never been pregnant before, but that can’t be comfortable. Also, she is missing a left hand.

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14. Here, a creepy girl with a curious proclivity for pregnant women, detailed in two photos.

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15. Pregnant In A Mental Asylum: A Portrait.

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16. Goddamn mushroom cuts never looked so good.

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17. I call this one, “Woman With 2 Right Legs.” This photo confounds me deeply.

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18. I don’t even know anymore.

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19. I don’t like it! I don’t like it one bit.

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20. Is this allowed?

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21. Typed “seduction” into search bar. Got this. Pretty much.

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22. What am I even looking at?

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23. Someone has to poo…

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24. A Portrait Of A Pedophile As Santa Claus.

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25. I have questions. Lots and lots of questions. Namely: what’s going on here? What’s on her tooth? And do you think she knows that a blonde mustache is still a visible mustache?

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26. I’ve lost all hope in life.

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