Somehow he rejected me when I didn’t even want him. I think people seriously overestimate how easy it is out there for a lady to get lucky. I have theories as to why, but we won’t go into that here.
8. I’ll ask you about something really awkward after, like your mom.
9. For wanting to find love.
You must remember what this feels like. Waking up from a sound sleep panicked, aching gut, with a vague sense of disappointment and yearning. Remember this.
When you smell, it’s considered rugged and assumed you have been doing sexy manly things.