New Emoticons For Celebrities
Kirk Cameron (complete with rosary beads).
Skinny Drew Carey with his fancy new glasses.
Adam Duritz of the Counting Crows.
Astro, the Jetsons’ canine companion.
Conan O’Brien, not to be confused with Alice of The Brady Bunch.
Henry Winkler as Fonzie.
Macaulay Culkin, upon realizing that his heroin supply is low.
Wallace Shawn, Vizzini in The Princess Bride.
Dolly Parton (complete with inexplicable boobs).
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It started with a right swipe, a little green heart. Tinder of course.
Though I acknowledge and appreciate the differences in human experiences, and while your heartbreak is (and always will be) uniquely and completely your own, I must urge you to consider that I have been where you are.
With his hat cocked back, body tilted away from his cane, and right forefinger pointing directly at his audience, Joseph Ducreux commands the attention of those viewing his self-portrait.
I was born in 1990; he was born in 1973. I’m 23; he just turned 40.