keep your mouth shut when you see any girl out in public that you don’t know
when you hear ‘fancy’ for the first time you think the song is just ok.
the other day, a friend of mine told me that they’ve never read a novel by ernest hemingway.
you’ve been at your job for two years now.
the girl who cried seamless
apparently there’s 6 more weeks of winter since the groundhogs hate us. here are some things you can do to survive the next month and a half of shitty weather
a not dead franklin d. roosevelt
when you first fell in love with (insert dog name here) you two were inseparable.
“you have to learn the rules of the game. and then you have to play better than anyone else” – albert einstein