“Gross! I stepped in puke!”
“That’s yours, don’t you remember?”
Ah… mistakes were made.
And it is so inexorably connected that it can cause palpable reactions in me, the kind of jumped-up sweat that should be reserved for when one realizes a bear is chasing them.
While he f*cks you, he calls you “baby” repeatedly. As a friend though, so don’t get any crazy ideas.
7. Tattoos are like maps on the body: you have built-in areas to kiss and play with when you have sex.