Review of Your Headphones

Your headphones are the finest the market has to offer, guy sitting on the train across from me. How do I know? Because I can hear every note of what you’re listening to, as if the earbuds where placed around my very own ears. And by the way, I love the new Chris Brown song too.
Brian is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York.

5 Films to Get Excited About

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives could easily be the one of the best movies to come out in the past five years. Like Weerasethakul’s other films, it seems to deal with the supernatural, the character of the landscape and the natural world. Not having seen it, one can tell that it’s cerebral, beautiful, and haunting. The trailer alone makes a statement. Uncle Boonmee is the work of one of the leading figures in cinema today.
Dan Hoffman is in his twenties.
 

Being A Teen Vlogger During The 2000s Era Of Electro House, Episode 1

I then believed that ‘developing better taste in music’ was both good and possible via reading blogs. My own vlogs would be an insightful record of my passing days and tastes. They would document my personal journey to the completion of adolescence.
Erik Stinson is a writer and commercial creative living in Brooklyn, NY.

Oops, I Used Too Many Drugs in the Afternoon and Now There’s Nowhere to Party!

On the bus I sipped gin and started to feel shitty. I passed out and when I was in New Jersey near Manhattan, I woke up and felt great. I called my roommate and told him that we had to party as soon as I got back. At my apartment, the two of us railed the rest of the Ativan and drank a 24oz can of Bud each. I was feeling tired, so I bought an Adderall off of him and took that.
Neal is a graduate of the University of Chicago.

The Five Types of Friends Everyone Should Get Rid Of

You like the party friend, but you actually don’t know a lot about them. Sometimes you wonder if they do normal things during the day like go grocery shopping or run to the post office. You also wonder if they’re actually happy and if so, how they could live this lifestyle you only experience once or twice a month.
Ryan O’Connell is a 25 year-old writer based in the East Village, New York.