We tell our friends we’re going to have sex with you. Sorry. Maybe this doesn’t apply to all of you moral angels out there in this online world, but if I’m planning on having sex with a guy, I’m also telling two different group texts of my closest friends that I’m going to do so.
2. But don’t just take her to a bookstore. Let her get lost. Let yourself get lost. Know that one of the best ways you can love a book lover is to spend the afternoon lazily browsing the shelves, coming together every so often to share what you’ve found or are thinking of getting.
I can’t imagine having to justify myself to my parents like this. No one should have to.
When I texted my best friend if he thought chivalry was dead, his response was, “Women make it tough to be chivalrous sometimes.” I told him to shut up.
The last time somebody hit on you, you secretly wondered if someone had put them up to a bet.