I want someone who will send a random message that’s thoughtful and has no hidden agenda. One that was sent just because they were thinking of me.
Okay, first things first. Do you know what a “love doll” is? Yes, it’s exactly what you think it is. It’s a synthetic life-sized doll that people have sex with.
I don’t want to talk about it. I don’t want to write about it. I just want to sit here and feel it. Then, I want to look over and see you.
Now, Sheryl Sandberg has replaced her as your spirit animal, and you think you’d rather “lean in” than brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack.
Why do you think you would be the right person to examine a woman? There’s a whole 50% of your species with direct experience with a woman’s body, don’t you think they’d be better suited to be experts in this field?