5 Rich Dudes I’d Never Have A Baby With

I’m not sayin’ I’m a gold digger… but I probably could be. Everybody has their limits, though — even those girls on Millionaire Matchmaker (read: the Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis episode). Here are five Rich Dudes that are absolutely, definitely NOT on my list of theoretical Rich Baby Daddys.
Tessah Schoenrock is a writer based in Long Beach, California.

Slut-Shaming In Advertising (But Not Really)

The art director didn’t invent a negative connotation for this ad, your brain did. Take responsibility for that, if you’re upset about what you’re seeing.
Jessica lives and writes in Atlanta
 

An Open Letter To Mornings

I want to like you, I really do, but when you continue to behave this way, I really don’t see how we can go on. I systematically act like a fool in your presence, and I can’t help but place the blame on you.
Jess Wise is a fourth year student at the University of Georgia.

French Politics In Five Minutes

Francois Hollande, beating out a rather lackluster panel of opponents (including his own ex-wife, awkwaaaard), has risen to the top as the one to beat Dear Leader Sarkozy.
Chelsea is a writer living in Paris.

How To Look Hot When You’re Hungover

Look, I don’t care if you want to wear a hoodie with some ripped jeans. That’s fine. Sloppy clothes can be chic, as we know already. Just promise me you’ll wear nice shoes. Maybe a little boot guy? You can seriously get away with wearing a stained t-shirt and jeans.
Ryan O’Connell is a 25 year-old writer based in the East Village, New York.