May. 10, 2012

Top 5 On-Screen Fingerbangs

Ah, the good old finger bang.

By Kat George info

#jayzisgreek

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May. 10, 2012

5 Situations That Can Be Saved By A Five-Hour Energy

Get off your butt and run to the nearest convenience store. Grab a 5HE. Feel hopeful at the sight of the insanely bright label. Manage to joke with the cashier — “The party I’m at is TERRIBLE. I need this shit quick!” Laugh with him. Drink it down. Call everyone you know and get them to the party. Tell them there’s free booze, then go buy lots of booze.

By Jana Pollack info

Jana is 26-year old freelance writer who’s also had a weirdly huge variety of real jobs.

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May. 10, 2012

What Happens When You’re Really Into Someone

You’re going to feel like the air suddenly has more oxygen, I don’t know; something is going to kick your blood into coursing and you’ll feel very almost painfully awake. You’re going to start seeing things differently.

By Mila Jaroniec info

Mila lives and writes in DC.

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May. 10, 2012

Oh No, I Threw Up In Front Of You!

For me, I know that fun time is over when I throw up. Vomiting is one of the most heinous act you can commit in front of or near someone else. It’s not as egregious as defecation or urination, but more immediate than a mere belch.

By Dave Schilling info

Dave lives and writes in LA.

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May. 10, 2012

Where Is My Cup

Where is my cup? Where is it? I have a list of potential suspects in The Case of the Stolen Cup. Here is the list: you. You’re the only suspect.

By Brad Pike info

Brad Pike is an important historical figure.

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