Smack in the middle of the flip-phone era we were dealing with the reign of Britney Spears (wayyy pre-breakdown), worshipping our plentiful boy band deities and blushing as 50 Cent briefly descended from heaven in order to whisper “go Shawty, it’s ya birthday” in our ears.
3. Always only communicate through your actual blood relative and let the husband/wife of your loved one feel super unloved and uncared for.
We spend a lot of our life just… waiting.
It seems for many of us that there are too many things that need to get done and there is simply not enough time to complete all of it.
We here at the NSA have been receiving a lot of negative press lately. So to make amends, WE’RE THROWING A HOUSE PARTY!!!!