Leaving, we will see ourselves in the distance, since we are standing outside ourselves now.
What the people you don’t like post on their Facebook status (why are you even still friends with them?).
Remember that brief, beautiful (and a little bit annoying) time when Shit Girls Say OWNED the Internet? Like, it honestly went up to the World Wide Web and was like, “Yeah, I’m gonna take over for a sec. You can go on a break now…”
That picture of my boobs? I didn’t just take that for you. It was taken 6 months ago and sent to my entire roller derby team.