There’s nothing wrong with being single and there’s nothing wrong with being in a relationship. But one thing that will no longer be tolerated is the basic, thirsty and downright bizarre excuses that desperate singles make to justify WANTING a relationship.
Do you ever find that you keep meeting the same person over and over? Or heard that song you were just thinking of? Get in touch with what the universe is trying to tell you.
Why do we have to get up so early if we want to eat breakfast?
I’m not better or worse, I’m just different. While most people revel in the distraction of banal conversation and choose it over awkward silences, I’m just the opposite. Silences are not half as awkward to me as a conversation that does not even remotely hold the promise of going somewhere.
I haven’t ejaculated from a prostate exam…yet.