24 Signs You’re Actually Lorelai Gilmore

8. You consider pizza one of the major four food groups.

kotyKoty Neelis is a writer for Portable.tv, Matador Network, MasterCard, and more. She writes about all things travel ...

A Breakup Letter To Facebook

When someone would go to write a status, the text box would read, “What is on your mind?”. Some people took that way too seriously.

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6 Ridiculous Inventions You Would Totally Want

Something that lets you pause for 5 seconds, take a moment to think, then lets you resume the conversation as if nothing happened.

I'm from the dirty Duval and go to college in Tallanasty.

The 7 Most Probable Reasons He Isn’t Texting You

There is no way this guy doesn’t like you. Look at you. You’re a babe.

547912_10101412295535230_924181249_nMichael lives in San Francisco where he writes, daydreams, and winds up on the Simulated Reality Wikipedia page far ...

My First Goat Head

I went to the local market and the butcher sold me the goat head for a dollar. A DOLLAR! You can’t even buy a pack of gum for a dollar.

karacrabbOne time I gargled my own urine to see if the ammonia would whiten my teeth (it didn't) but now I'm going back to ...
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